An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.
Professor:You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Professor:So, you believe in God?
Professor:Is God good?
Professor:My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor:You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Professor:Is Satan good?
Professor:Where does Satan come from?
Professor:That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Professor:Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Professor:So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor:Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Professor:So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor:Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Professor:Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Professor:Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student:No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor:Yet you still believe in Him?
Professor:According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor:Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student:Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Student:And is there such a thing as Cold?
Student:No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student:Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student:What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor:Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student:You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor:So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor:Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor:If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student:Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student:Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student:Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student:Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor:I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student:That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
Some of your friends & their boyfriend/girlfriend tweeting every single second, “baby this, baby that, aww baby got me this, with baby going, etc”. Or when the boyfriend reblogs every single thing his girlfriend posts up, or likes it. Uw. Heck no, I can’t stand that.
1. Had a pet. 2. Bought condoms 3. Gotten pregnant. 4. Failed a class. 5. Kissed a boy 6. Kissed a girl 7. Used a little paper bag for lunch. 8. Had a job. 9. Slipped on ice. 10. Missed the school bus. 11. Left the house without my wallet. 12. Bullied someone on the internet 13. Sexted. (minus the pictures) 14. Had sex in public. 15. Played on a sports team. 16. Smoked weed 17. Smoked cigarettes 18. Smoked a cigar. 19. Drank alcohol. 20. Watched “The Breakfast Club” 21. Been overweight. 22. Been underweight. 23. Had an eating disorder. 24. Been to a wedding. 25. Made fun of someone for being fat 26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight. 27. Watched tv for 5 hours straight. 28. Been late for work. 29. Been late for school. 30. Kissed in the rain 31. Showered with someone else. 32. Failed my drivers test. 33. Ran a mile in less than ten minutes 34. Been outside my home country. 35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours. 36. Had lice. 37. Gotten fired 38. Had a credit card. 39. Been to a professional sports game. 40. Broken a bone. 41. Been unhappy about my weight. 42. Won a trophy. 43. Cut myself. 44. Had an STD. 45. Got engaged. 46. Been on a diet. 47. Tried out to be on a tv show. 48. Rode in a taxi. 49. Been to prom. 50. Played a drinking game. 51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more. 52. Been to a concert 53. Had a three-some. 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex. 55. Been in a car accident. 56. Had braces. 57. Learned another language 58. Killed an animal. 59. Been at a yard sale. 60. Been to a japanese steakhouse. 61. Wore make up. LOL 62. Skipped school 63. Been a vampire for halloween. 64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out. 65. Kissed someone a different race than myself. 66. Snuck out of the house. 67. Bought porn. 68. Had a virus on my computer. 69. Had oral sex. LOL number 69 70. Dyed my hair. 71. Gone skinny dipping. 72. Graduated from college. 73. Wore someone else’s clothes. 74. Voted in a presidential election. 75. Rode in an ambulance. 76. Rode in a helicopter. 77. Caught the stove on fire. 78. Got in a fight. 79. Met someone famous. 80. Been on vacation. 81. Been on an airplane. 82. Been on a boat. 83. Broken something expensive. 84. Had surgery. 85. Kissed someone before I was 14. 86. Beat a video game. 87. Found something valuable on the ground 88. Made a survey 89. Stalked someone on facebook/myspace 90. Prank called someone. 91. Been to a library outside of school. 92. Spent over $100 shopping in one day. 93. Cut my hair and hated it. 94. Peed outside. 95. Went fishing. 96. Helped with charity. 97. Taken a pregnancy test. 98. Been rejected by a crush. 99. Been suspended from school
I know this pretty rave girl Always think about her And when she says hi to me Butterflies go right through me And when I see her dancin’ Wanna take a chance in Getting a little closer And maybe get to know her
and this random kid calls me faggot and my friend’s brother stands up and goes “What the fuck!?” and the kid says “No not you him,” all afraid and then my friend says ” I don’t give a fuck,” and so on. They get up and leave we follow them and they say there gonna get there brothers to jump us. Turns out there brothers was my friend’s friend. End of the story is I found out who had my back that day.