deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

(Source: hate)

mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

(Source: drarna)

flawhs:

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.